Creepy bunnies, hidden eggs, and Jesus. An unlikely and confusing combo, but celebrated in harmony nonetheless. A simple google search will confirm how easy it is to trace these aspects of our American Easter back to their sources, but it's more entertaining to assume they make no sense together whatsoever. Queue the video below...
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2. Rotten eggs.
3. Booze-filled chocolates in the neighborhood scavenger hunt.
4. Donnie Darko bunny costume.